I’m Being Swallowed by a Boa Constrictor
I’m being swallowed by a boa constrictor
a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor
I’m being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don’t like it very much!
Oh no, oh no, he swallowed my toe,
he swallowed my toe, he swallowed my toe,
Oh no, oh no, he swallowed my toe,
And I don’t like it very much!
Oh gee, oh gee, he’s up to my knee,
he’s up to my knee…
Oh fiddle, oh fiddle, he’s reached my middle,
he’s reached my middle…
Oh bleck, oh bleck, he’s up to my neck,
he’s up to my neck…
Oh dread, oh dread, he swallowed my….
Schlirppp!
-Shel Silverstein